From a planet many galaxies away,
At twice the speed of light hurling through space...
Annual migration to this most amazing place:
A fluffy blue ball skipping around a sun.
This is the City where we all become One.
A Quick History of the Zoltarian exploration
of Outer Space
< Milky Way / Planet Earth / Black Rock City >:
For hundreds of Centuries the Zoltarian Embassy has sent
brave and wise ambassadors to this small, wet, blue planet.
Despite previous participation in various events, festivals,
rites and rituals throughout Earth's brief history,
despite brutal storms and unforeseen delays,
in 1998 (Earth time) the Royal Ambassadors of Zoltar
for the first time ever opened the doors
of the Holy Embassy and Sacred Shrine to the people of Earth.
In 1998 our results were impressive, with more than 138.6 Virgins
Reconstituted, and one immaculate conception
(who would-a-thought?)!
Check out our '98 picture galleries! / Special edition collector postcards
