ET's History
The Queen Et, "Yo Momma", laid a plethora of eggs on your
planet Earth during the last millenium. In 1976, I was hatched.
Things were fuzzy for some time. My sister and brother
ET's were led afar by our evil uncle "Alluring Allumnist". We were
first amazed with the fun he had playing with trivia. However, he used
his powers wickedly with the Digital Dungeon Dwellars. Our father,
"Don Nixioni", offered our uncle something he couldn't refuse.
1995 - Dial T for Trivia
ET
We played our first year with the Alluring Allumnist in 1995. We finished
15th. In euphoria and confusion some team members streaked across Lake
George capturing the hearts of thousands of young women. We also badly
embarassed the Digital Dungeon Donkeys. Furthermore, we scored the
Jolt Jock strap. Mr.Tumnus got overexcited and dookied his pants.
1996 - Trivia Fair
ET Frozen Stiff
Our second year, we had forgotten to thaw our ET's from frigid Lake
George. We managed to finish 17th. Alluring Allumnist graced ET for
the last time in this year. Our imaginary friend, Purple Panda, cheered us
up with news that Aslan was coming.
1997 - Trivia Files
ET XXX-Files
After feasting
on Turkish Delight, we delighted all by displaying our ET's at the
award ceremony. We finished 10th, blowing away teams like No Static at
All. Alas, some Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women bested us again.
1998-Trivia Sells Out
ET Corporate Panty Raiders
Our fourth year, we got down to business and shaved our butts and finished 21st.
It is around this time that one of our members
mutated into a self-proclaimed Corporate BoreHore. Please, don't ask me what this means.
1999 - Trivia Renaissence
ET Spreading the Buttbonic Plague
Our fifth year may have been the most fun since our first. One ET
packed up and played for the Cappaciono Awareness Group. In response to another
dissenter and more trivia espionage (Ken's BBQ Beef tried tapping
our line in 96), ET is stepping up with a new focus on background checks and
breaking technologies in laser torture.
Here are a couple pics of Luv-Bear spreading the Buttbonic Plague with
Corporate BoreHore and Screaming BoreHog (Two personalities of one of our
favorite screwballs.)
2000 - T2KAOS
ET - Dysfunctional WebMonkey Spankers
Mr.Tumnus and Purple Panda had brought
news that Aslan was with us for this special millenium edition of trivia weekend. We finished 27th, but had a lot of fun. Shawn, an Official Fun Guy, and the Moorhead crew gave our team new blood.
2001 - Night of the Living Trivia
ET - Children of the Colon
The Colon King has spoken. He has told a dirty tale that will make ET's Trivia foes wish they weren't UnDead. The Night of the Living Trivia may send chills down your spine, but the ET's will enduce shivers that will rock St.Cloud's stool loose. The ensuing mess is sure to enrage eaters of Loose Meat Sandwhichs and sitters of Rich Corinthian Couches alike. There's no doubt about it, the ET's are going to taste sweet success as they mercilessly and without provocation, poop on their opponents in 2001.
2002 - Trivia Tube
ET Drops the Soap Opera
This year the ET finished 20th and brought the taste of soap into the off-season.
2003 - Viva Las Trivia
ET Crapshoots Pants, Loses Shirt
ET feels right at home.
