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* Candy-C's crazy [#sailors] Funfiles, Lameness and weird log highlights! *

wow!, I'm still updating this stupid thing! ^_^

If you have any funny quotes from #sailors, send the logs to Candy-C (tsuki2@zdnetmail.ne.jp)


issue 7 (14/05/2000)
<sailors> SailorCarla?

<SailorCarla> hi sailors

<sailors> did u used 2 be known as SailorCandy?

<SailorCarla> yes

<SailorCarla> who did you used to be known as?

<sailors> oh crap!!!!!

<SailorCarla> nice nick that... "oh crap" :)

*** sailors is now known as sailortaepworm

*** sailortaepworm is now known as sailortapeworm

<sailortapeworm> thankies

<SailorCarla> lol

<SailorCandy> I don't think the S series was dubbed american

<^ikari^> forgot

<^ikari^> sorry

<SailorCandy> it's ok

<NovaElf> :)

<^ikari^> =p

<SailorCandy> ^_^

<NovaElf> :}

<^ikari^> :o)

<SailorCandy> ^.^

<NovaElf> :/

<^ikari^> :>

<SailorCandy> =)

<JKnight> whats w/ the faces

<SailorCandy> lol

<NovaElf> {^_^}

<NovaElf> its fun

<^ikari^> *_*

<SailorCandy> *^_^*

<NovaElf> hahaha

<^ikari^> hehe

<NovaElf> :!

<SailorCandy> hehhehe

<JKnight> 8-}

<NovaElf> :+)

*** DocTomoe was kicked by SailorCandy (cos kicking the channel founder is always a laugh ^_^;)

* SailorCandy throws the doc a bone

<SailorCandy> lol yana!

<DocTomoe> bone, yummie, yummie

*** DocTomoe is now known as DogTomoe

<DogTomoe> lol

<YANAangel> LOL!

<SailorCandy> I'm gonna be quoting that for ages... lol ;)

<DogTomoe> hehe

<YANAangel> agh! I can't get this song out of my head!

*** SailorCandy is now known as Candy{topless}

<Candy{topless}> lol

*** Candy{topless} is now known as SailorCandy

<H_LunaP> Candy, Candy

<H_LunaP> Candy = yummie

<YANAangel> oh boy....

<FireEmblem> damnit fuckin stupid fuckin shit think mother fucker

<FireEmblem> i hate my fuckin modem and the fucking phone cord i have for it

<SailorCandy> fudge it.

<SailorCandy> :)

<sailortapeworm> stop swearing!!!!!!!!!

* sailortapeworm farts on FE for swearing

<SailorCandy> just wait for a min tapeworm for him to get that message...

<FireEmblem> damnit

* FireEmblem dies from the stench

<SailorCandy> EEWWW!

<sailortapeworm> hehe

<SailorCandy> I should kick the two of you! :-)

<sailortapeworm> then dont swear!!!

<sailortapeworm> meenie!!

* SailorCandy is a sweetie really ^.^

<FireEmblem> u can't kick me i own u ha ha ha ha ha

<sailortapeworm> sortta

-ChanServ:#sailors- FireEmblem has deopped SailorCandy

*** ChanServ sets mode: -o SailorCandy

<sailortapeworm> is SailorCandy a bot or somthin

<sailortapeworm> ?

<SailorCandy> o.O

<FireEmblem> no

<SailorCandy> is sailortapeworm another bot then? :)

<sailortapeworm> IS SAILORCANDY A BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

<FireEmblem> she's a person of which i own

<SailorCandy> you wish

<FireEmblem> ha ha ha

<sailortapeworm> no!!!

<FireEmblem> yeah so?

<SailorCandy> so you don't i guess :p

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o FireEmblem

<FireEmblem> is it me or is chanserv lagging?

<SailorCandy> it's you :p

<FireEmblem> oh :P ha ha i'm oped n u're not

<SailorCandy> hah! :p

<FireEmblem> :P

<SailorCandy> :p

<FireEmblem> :

* SailorCandy goes to wash her hair

<FireEmblem> bye

<FireEmblem> hmmm i'm hungry

<FireEmblem> mmmmm Candy

<SailorCandy> I'll be back all fresh to keep control of you :p

* FireEmblem bites SailorCandt

<FireEmblem> damn t got in the way

* FireEmblem bites SailorCandy

<FireEmblem> mmmmmm tasty

<SailorCandy> eww... get away, I don't like boys eating me out :p

* SailorCandy slaps fireebmlem

* FireEmblem bites SalorCandy again

<FireEmblem> yum

* FireEmblem eats SailorCandy

<FireEmblem> mmmm good

<SailorCandy> FE is scared of me now :)

<sailortapeworm> y?

<sailortapeworm> wad u do?

<SailorCandy> I threatened him.

<SailorCandy> with a towel

<SailorCandy> he knows his place ;-)

<FireEmblem> heh

<SailorCandy> bleh

<FireEmblem> bleh?

<FireEmblem> bleh bleh

<SailorCandy> bleh

<Tuxedo-Masked> bleh?

<SailorCandy> blah?

<FireEmblem> bleh bleh bleh

<SailorCandy> blah blah bleh

<FireEmblem> blahk

<SailorCandy> bleh!

<YANAangel> hahaha! May the Fuff be with you!
*** Tuxedo-Masked[MAD] is now known as Tuxedo-Masked[DISGRUNTLED]

* YANAangel can barely hold it

* YANAangel is angry at Tux for encouraging her to say it

<Tuxedo-Masked[DISGRUNTLED]> lol

<DocTomoe> lol

<YANAangel> stewp it!

<YANAangel> mmmmmmm........llllll........mmmm.......

<YANAangel> oooooooo

* YANAangel can't keep it any longer, and bursts out.....

<Tuxedo-Masked[DISGRUNTLED]> LOL

<YANAangel> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

<YANAangel> !!!!!!!!!!!!

<nico^^> are u sailor?

* SailorCandy .

<nico^^> I mean you do sailing?

<SailorCandy> err...no not really...

<GoldenTiger> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and a HEHE

<NeptunePrincess> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahaha AND A Ha

<FireEmblem> I am AWAY. I have been away for 2hrs 45mins 4secs. Reason: Mall bbl [Pipscript][Version 0.85 Beta]

*** FireEmblem was kicked by Candy-C (You are ANNOYING ME. You have been annoying me for 2hrs 45mins 4secs. Reason: Stupid away script 0.85 beta.)

<SailorCandy> damnit!

<SailorCandy> damnit!

<SailorCandy> damnit!

<SailorCandy> damnit!

<SailorCandy> damnit!

<SailorCandy> damnit!

<SailorCandy> damnit!

* SailorCandy has quit IRC (Excess Flood: DAMMIT!)

* Pretts-Sephiroth pretts hits fireemblem with a salumi

* FireEmblem charges at Pretts-Sephiroth sword ready

<Pretts-Sephiroth> Pretts: Sephiroth, duck

<FireEmblem> salumi???

<FireEmblem> hmmmm

<Pretts-Sephiroth> yeah a big peice of cow

<FireEmblem> what the hell is a salumi????

<Pretts-Sephiroth> a big penis shaped peice of cow!

<Pretts-Sephiroth> meat

<FireEmblem> that's nice

<Pretts-Sephiroth> yup

<Pretts-Sephiroth> you slimmy now

* Pretts-Sephiroth pretts slices fireemblems butt off

<Pretts-Sephiroth> Pretts: problem solved

<Pretts-Sephiroth> Pretts: be quiet or im gonna shove my butt up your butt

*** Joins: Kaotic_Guy (~imthebest@1Cust250.tnt1.blythe.ca.da.uu.net)

<SailorCandy> hi FE!

<Kaotic_Guy> hey op me plaese!

<SilverTiger> Hi KG

<SailorCandy> sure!

<Kaotic_Guy> IM SUPOST TO BE AN OP INHERE!

<SailorCandy> you deserve ops!

<SailorCandy> hey, you should run the channel!

<SilverTiger> Yeah!

<Kaotic_Guy> yeah im Sailor_Kakyuu or SuperS_Uranus

<SilverTiger> Who runs this channel, anyawy? Is it FE,...?

<SailorCandy> lol

<Kaotic_Guy> Doc tome does!

<SailorCandy> FE must be proud reading his log

<SailorCandy> No I do now!

<SilverTiger> Ah, the Doc

<SailorCandy> I took over from the doc,

<SailorCandy> when he died

<Kaotic_Guy> gr@you

<SailorCandy> it was in the will

<Kaotic_Guy> yeah roght he's in Paris!

<SilverTiger> He is?

<SailorCandy> dead.

<Kaotic_Guy> yep he mailed me!

<SilverTiger> =^_^=

<Kaotic_Guy> Oliver is cool!

<SailorCandy> yes, I'm sorry - he's mailing from beyond the grave

<SailorCandy> hehehe

<Kaotic_Guy> i'll come back when he gatz back i dont feel like daeling w/a bitch today!

*** Parts: Kaotic_Guy (~imthebest@1Cust250.tnt1.blythe.ca.da.uu.net)

<SailorCandy> that cheeky little...

<Pretts-Sephiroth> what you have tape worm

<Sailortapeworm> huh?

<Pretts-Sephiroth> do you poop too much?

<SilverTiger> I am kinda wierd,...

<SilverTiger> But then I suppose there is no such thing as normal

<SailorCandy> hehehe, want me to kiss you some more? :))

<SilverTiger> Heehee!!

* SailorCandy gives SilverTiger a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Wet Deep Lingering Kiss* ahhhh that should hold her for a minute :)) hehehe

<SailorCandy> bloody hell!!!

<SilverTiger> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

* SilverTiger died from laughter*

<SilverTiger> Not really,.... but VERy close!

<SilverTiger> I cant type that well, now

<SilverTiger> \Im shaking

<SilverTiger> =^_^=

<SailorCandy> hehehe

<SilverTiger> LOL!!!

<FireEmblem> and u call me boaring

<FireEmblem> boring evne

<FireEmblem> even

<Kaotic_Guy> can you help me with my scripts for my bot it wont listen to me!

<DocTomoe> awww

<DocTomoe> poor boy

<Kaotic_Guy> $op

<DocTomoe> maybe you have to speak LOUDER, hehe

<SailorCandy> his bot won't listen to him, lol

<{MoonlightKnight}> well u know u cant teach an old bot new tricks

* FireEmblem runs over and tackles WL, pins her to the ground, and tickles her till she does the naughty thing in her pants

<^Wicked_Lady^> uh..i dont got pants on

<DocTomoe> haha

* ^Wicked_Lady^ then jumps back up

<FireEmblem> ummm skirt?

* ^Wicked_Lady^ runs after FireEmblem saying" YOU GOT MY DRESS DIRTY NOW YOU MUST PAY!!"

*** SailorCandy sets mode: +b *!*@*

<SailorMoonGuy15> thatz my bot!

<SailorMoonGuy15> !attack

<SailorMoonGuy15> damn!

* Candy-C whistles to the bot

* Candy-C throws the bot a stick

<Candy-C> fetch boy!

* FireEmblem kicks the bot

<SailorMoonGuy15> dam!

<SailorMoonGuy15> !martini

* ^Dratini^ slides SailorMoonGuy15 a Martini

* SailorMoonGuy15 sips his martini

<Candy-C> I bet that bot taught you everything you know :)

*** SailorCandy is now known as YANAanagel

<YANAangel> k

<YANAangel> yeh!!!

<YANAangel> hey!!!

<YANAangel> ops!

<YANAangel> LOL

<YANAangel> I did hey backwards

<YANAanagel> lol!

<YANAangel> cut it out!

<YANAanagel> out of what - the funfiles? ;)

<YANAangel> very funny.....ha.....ha

<YANAanagel> ok then...

*** YANAanagel is now known as FireEmblem

<FireEmblem> I'm away, like i always am

<DocTomoe> hehe

<DocTomoe> Do you wanna see my cousin too?

<YANAangel> LOL

<FireEmblem> I have been AWAY for 3 days 21hours 23mins

<DocTomoe> (he happens to be on the same photo...)

<YANAangel> LMAO!!!

<DocTomoe> ?

<FireEmblem> Reason: Can't be bothered to type anything

*** FireEmblem is now known as MrX4096

<MrX4096> let's open up the bar!

<DocTomoe> hehe

<YANAangel> this is too funny

*** YANAangel is now known as Tuxedo-Masked

<Tuxedo-Masked> hey, look at me! I'm a baka!

<MrX4096> lol!

<DocTomoe> ...

<DocTomoe> ^^;

<Tuxedo-Masked> I'm invicible, can you see me?

<MrX4096> i feel lawsuits approaching!

<DocTomoe> hmmm, no...

<Tuxedo-Masked> LOL

<DocTomoe> hehe

<MrX4096> imitating the greats! ;)

*** MrX4096 is now known as YANAangel

<Tuxedo-Masked> hey!

<YANAangel> lol!

<YANAangel> I can't understand what i write on the rpg...

*** Tuxedo-Masked is now known as SailorCandy

<YANAangel> hey!

<SailorCandy> heehee

<SailorCandy> ok, that wasn't funny!!!

<YANAangel> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

<SailorCandy> GRRRRR!!!!!!!!

* YANAangel is really in character ;)

* DocTomoe is completely confuzzled know

<YANAangel> GRRR!! to you!

<SailorCandy> dang it, I don't know Candy good enough to imitate her

<YANAangel> ohh that's good then... phew... ;)

* SailorCandy is trying to hold in her anger

<DocTomoe> Lyn, do something like, oh, I wanna run about topless in France and you match Candy ;)

<YANAangel> hey wait!

<DocTomoe> hehe

<SailorCandy> oh yeah

<YANAangel> people might message me... err you!

<YANAangel> take no notice!

<DocTomoe> I'm a stupid boy, chat with me :))

*** Joins: H_LunaP (lunaP@154.15.2.2)

*** webbernet.mi.us.dal.net sets mode: +o H_LunaP

<H_LunaP> Look! It's one of our trusted ops, buckminst!

<H_LunaP> Look! It's one of our trusted ops, Candy-C!

<Candy-C> Look! It's that stupid bot, H_LunaP!

<Serena01> Yna:i esnt u e-mail

<SailorCandy> hmmm...

<{MoonlightKnight}> blah

<SailorCandy> bleh

<{MoonlightKnight}> no its blah

<SailorCandy> no its bleh

<{MoonlightKnight}> no its blah

<SailorCandy> i'm sure its bleh

<{MoonlightKnight}> its the ancient language of "Blah"

<SailorCandy> "bleh" was around centuries before "blah".

<{MoonlightKnight}> i think fe knows the ancient language of blah

<{MoonlightKnight}> no im affraid noe

<{MoonlightKnight}> not

<SailorCandy> well fe would because blah's a silly language, not like "bleh"

*** Joins: joker420 (budman@PPPa6-ResalePensacolaD1-4R1185.saturn.bbn.com)

<{MoonlightKnight}> no blah is a real language, but bleh thats just stupid

<{MoonlightKnight}> blah is in the school text books

<{MoonlightKnight}> but bleh is just......well i cant say

<joker420> navy rules

<SailorCandy> maybe we are thinking of the same language - you just can't spell "bleh"!

<joker420> navy rules!!!!!!!!

<{MoonlightKnight}> shut up

<{MoonlightKnight}> u stupid moonpie

<joker420> navy rules!!!!!!!!

<joker420> ha ha ha

<SailorCandy> bleh rules!!!!

<{MoonlightKnight}> no u cant spell blah

<joker420> no navy rules

<{MoonlightKnight}> no its blah

<SailorCandy> it's bleh, just accept you are wrong... :)

<{MoonlightKnight}> ask fe its blah

<SailorCandy> it's bleh

<FireEmblem> bleh blah

<FireEmblem> blah bleh

<SailorCandy> bleh bleh?

<{MoonlightKnight}> blah dangit its blah

<{MoonlightKnight}> balh blah blah

<SailorCandy> lol! "balh"

<{Serena}> bak

<{MoonlightKnight}> i think ur alittle confussed sc its blah not bleh

<FireEmblem> bleh blah blah bleh

<{Serena}> i posted a new message

<{Serena}> stop it guys

<SailorCandy> I stand by bleh.

<{Serena}> stop saying bleh or blah or wutever ur doing

<SailorCandy> you won't catch me dead saying "bl*h"

* {Serena} lays bak down

<joker420> navy rules!!!!!!!!

*** Joins: SuperVenus (~java@4.20.164.153)

<SuperVenus> hi

<SuperVenus> my mom got out of my chat

<SuperVenus> hi i am her friend

<SuperVenus> my friendd wrote that

<SuperVenus> i amsstupi

<SuperVenus> she wrote that 2

<MrX4096L> catch (DocTeasingException e) {System.out.writeln("BakaBakaBaka");e.printStackTrace();}

<^moogle^> ie, destroys the world ;)

<buckminst> heheh

<DocTomoe> hehe

*** buckminst sets mode: -o buckminst

<MrX4096L> k... I need to read up on destructors :-)

<MrX4096L> world.finalise();

<DocTomoe> universe.exit();

<MrX4096L> universe.stop();

<MrX4096L> woudl be more correct :-)

<^moogle^> mr x: dont try to understand destructors unless you really wanna tackle the whole dynamic memory issue

<MrX4096L> universe=0;

<MrX4096L> sorry

<MrX4096L> universe=null; gc(); gc(); gc();

<DocTomoe> exec("UniverseRuledbyDocTomoe");

* seclipse screams to every male in the room, "Can i call you my bf??"

<seclipse> ^_-

<Neo-Queen> I think this MAYBE my fav chat

<DocTomoe> Neo, it sure is as I am here ;)

<FireEmblem> hmmm

<seclipse> THis IS my fav

<KawaiiChibi-ST-chan> seclipse> OK, sure!

<Neo-Queen> That's right

<FireEmblem> hey seclipse can i call u my slut?

<KawaiiChibi-ST-chan> Heehee!

<seclipse> haha

<FireEmblem> lol j/k

<Neo-Queen> LOL

<seclipse> I hate you

* seclipse kicks FE

<MrX4096> I'm a genious ppl

<seclipse> I got connected, no one was here i noticed that that was weird i check the java script chat and it wouldnt let me connect

*** Joins: Let-me-in (~java@red-pm3-1-42.jvlnet.com)

<Let-me-in> There!

<seclipse> ?_?

*** Let-me-in is now known as Arggg

<Arggg> lol

<seclipse> Did you have the same problem?

<seclipse> or am I talking nonsense to you?

<Arggg> yeah stupid thing!

<Mistress2000> please answer me ranma-away, why aren't you talking?

<Mistress2000> do you have some kind of computer larinjitus?

<`Artemis> If ppl wonder why I always say [16:23] <`Artemis> Hey buhuuuuu.

<`Artemis> [16:23] <`Artemis> What's up?

<`Artemis> It is a script

<`Artemis> Is my autogreet annoying?

<MrX4096> nah

<`Artemis> good

*** ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*java@*.pt.lu

<MrX4096> HEY

<MrX4096> why does it do that?

<`Artemis> what is uop wiht chansev?

*** Joins: buhuuuuuu (~java@ppp01-0708-165.pt.lu)

<`Artemis> Hey buhuuuuuu.

<`Artemis> What's up?

<buhuuuuuu> haha, you never learn it

*** AnimeFreak sets mode: +b *!*java@ppp01-0708-165.pt.lu

<`Artemis> get out buhuuuuuu

<buhuuuuuu> you wish

*** buhuuuuuu was kicked by AnimeFreak (bye :P)

<AnimeFreak> hold on... a second

*** ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*java@ppp01-0708-165.pt.lu

<`Artemis> I want to know how he revokes the ban.

<MrX4096> Have a look what's uo animefreek

<AnimeFreak> hmm...

*** Joins: HackerzRule (~java@ppp01-0708-165.pt.lu)

<MrX4096> yup

*** AnimeFreak sets mode: +b *!*@*.pt.lu

<HackerzRule> lalalalalalalala

*** HackerzRule was kicked by AnimeFreak (AnimeFreak)

<AnimeFreak> there...

*** ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@*.pt.lu

<`Artemis> Hey HackerzRule.

<`Artemis> What's up?

<MrX4096> he's gone

*** Joins: IstillRuleLOL (~java@ppp01-0708-165.pt.lu)

<MrX4096> hold for a sec next time,

*** AnimeFreak sets mode: +b *!*@*.pt.lu

*** IstillRuleLOL was kicked by AnimeFreak (AnimeFreak)

<MrX4096> WHAM

<`Artemis> Man he is a tough one

<AnimeFreak> trust me, gove me a seopnd

<MrX4096> I'm assuming you put him on your own personal thingemebob

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o MrX4096

*** MrX4096 sets mode: +nt

<AnimeFreak> i will fry his comp

<`Artemis> Hey IstillRuleLOL.

<`Artemis> What's up?

<Wonder-bra> I like wonder bras

<Wonder-bra> :)

[20:52] <Arggg> HArk how the bells sweet silver bells all seem to say throw cares a way cristmas is here bringing good cheer to young and old meek and the bold ding dongy dong that is their song with joyfull ring all caroling one seems to hear words of good cheer from everywhere filling the air oh how they pound raising the sound over hill and dale telling their tale gayly they ring while people sing songs of good cheer christmas is here merry merry merry christ

[20:53] <Arggg> ah well...christmas is over but..I had it stuck in my head

[20:53] * SailorCandy hands argg the award for longest sentance ever

[20:53] <Arggg> Aww! thanx!

[20:53] <SailorCandy> ^_^

[20:53] * Arggg bows and thanx all her supporting friends

[16:27] <seclipse> jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

[16:27] <seclipse> oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slay-ay!

[16:28] <seclipse> jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open saly

[16:28] <seclipse> (oops.)

[16:28] <seclipse> dashing throught the snow

[16:28] <seclipse> in a one horse open slay, over fields we go, laughing all the way (hahahah)

[16:28] <my_imagination> hehehe

[16:29] <seclipse> bells on boptail rings (dont ask) making spirits right? what fun it is to ride and slay in a slaying song tonite!

[21:54] *** ChibiMoonPrinsess is now known as ChibiMoonPricess

[21:54] <ChibiMoonPricess> tee hee

[21:55] <PrincessSerena> is that ur way of spellin it?

[21:55] <SlrPluto> hee hee tee :)

[21:55] <MoonPrincess^Rini^> it's spelled princess

[21:56] <ChibiMoonPricess> eat poop and die!!!!!!

[21:53] <Katchoo_> one of my friend's favorite pastimes was infiltrating sex channels and basically weirding out the people in them.

[21:53] <Katchoo_> That's not the weird bit, btw.

[21:53] <Katchoo_> The weird bit is one of the things she thought up.

[21:53] <Katchoo_> Guy: "So what kinda stuff do you like, cutie?"

[21:54] <Arggg> what did she think up?

[21:54] <Katchoo_> Her: "Rubber chickens!"

[21:54] <Arggg> lol

[21:54] <Katchoo_> Guy: "...kinky"

[21:54] <Katchoo_> Her: "No..rubbery!"

[21:54] <Katchoo_> we STILL tease her about her rubber chicken fetish.

[21:36] <Ranma^Saotome> do you have a mic Chibi?

[21:37] <{chibi-usa}> i dunno

[21:37] <{chibi-usa}> hold on

[21:37] <Ranma^Saotome> hmmmm

[21:37] <Soul_Taker> I bet she's still laughing at the idiocy of the wav.

[21:38] <Ranma^Saotome> i dun like makin waves of my voice x_x

[21:38] <MichiruKaiou> Heh

[21:38] <{chibi-usa}> well i see mic excel

[12:52] *** Chiyori changes topic to 'Candy won 1million USD at http://www.lottointeractive.com, referred her friends and then went and stole TheMaskedMan's hat.'

[12:52] *** SwtKittN (~litakino@port29.mico32.tir.com) has joined #sailors

[12:52] <Draganta> <SwtKittN> Here kitty kitty kitty

[12:52] <Chiyori> hi all

[12:53] <TheMaskedMan> damn you

[12:53] <TheMaskedMan> give it back!

[12:53] * SwtKittN waves

[12:53] * Chiyori dangles it above tux's head

[12:53] <Chiyori> want it?

[12:54] * SwtKittN wonders what is going on

[20:25] * EeveeAndClefairy runs

[20:25] * EeveeAndClefairy runs farther and farther

[20:25] * EmblemMaster grabs EaC's tounge and licks it as punishment for stickin it out

[20:25] <EeveeAndClefairy> mommy!

[20:26] <EmblemMaster> o_O

[20:26] * EmblemMaster chaces after EaC

[20:27] * EeveeAndClefairy runs to nowhere..

[20:27] * EeveeAndClefairy then runs into a tree, and collapses

[21:11] <SailorCandy> <><>< I'm back from () Gone: 11wks 22hrs 44mins 44secs ><><>

[21:12] <Quickshot2> wb

[21:12] <Shadow_Weasel> whoa

[21:12] <Shadow_Weasel> long time no see SailorCandy

[21:12] <SailorCandy> thankyou

[21:12] <SailorCandy> Just got back from Hawaii

[21:12] <Quickshot2> how are you?

[21:12] <SailorCandy> must've forgot to disconnect myself

[21:13] <Quickshot2> I feeling fine myself

[21:13] <SailorCandy> nice

[21:13] <Quickshot2> You've been gone for 2 and a half months or so.

[21:14] <SailorCandy> I know, it was great ^_^

[21:14] <Quickshot2> I bet

[21:15] * SailorCandy relaxes and puts her sunglasses back on

[21:43] <EeveeAndClefairy> ~setinfoline I am down, on my knees, I can't take it anymore... Its tearing up my heart, when I fart, in a cart. In the corner of my mind, baby it feels like we're runnin out of time, I feel like a clime, I cannot see a mime, Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo

[17:19] * SailorCandy kisses FireEmblem so passionately that the channel shoots a scintillating beam of magical energy!

[17:20] <FireEmblem> o.o

[17:20] * FireEmblem faints

[17:20] <Soul_Taker> Zounds!

[17:21] * FireEmblem gets up

[17:21] <SailorCandy> hehehe!

[17:22] * FireEmblem shakes his head

[17:22] <FireEmblem> what just happened?

[17:23] <Soul_Taker> Oh brother... I feel for you to have forgotten that.

[22:05] <Sandlash> Because, that means, My actions, and I think of them, and then that means that I am dumb.

[22:21] <TheMaskedMan> man... for some reason my nipples are sore.. im a dude.. whoah

[22:22] * Reiyn^Iscariot grins at TMM - Maybe your pregnant?

[22:22] <Sandlash> Is your belly button sticking out?

[22:22] <Reiyn^Iscariot> heheh

[22:22] <Sandlash> Cause when your pregnet..

[22:22] <Reiyn^Iscariot> You take a birthcontrol pill by mistake?

[22:22] <Sandlash> your littel belly button sticks out :P

[22:22] <Reiyn^Iscariot> That usually happens in the last month..

[22:23] <Reiyn^Iscariot> Not the first.

[21:17] *** X2-4096 sets mode: +b *!*@*.splitrock.net

[21:17] <EaC> they didn't cut him off ;_;

[21:17] *** GalaxyFox was kicked by H_LeadCrow (banned)

[21:17] *** Miyuki-crying was kicked by H_LeadCrow (banned)

[21:17] <H_LeadCrow> GalaxyFox was the 603rd person to get kicked from #sailors

[21:17] <H_LeadCrow> Miyuki-crying was the 604th person to get kicked from #sailors

[21:17] <Venus-Sama> why is everyone getting banned?

[21:17] <Venus-Sama> I didn't know Miyuki had done anything

[21:18] <X2-4096> me neither

[21:18] * X2-4096 <- has baaad feeling today

[21:18] <X2-4096> hang on

[21:18] <SailorCandy> i think we should ban mrx!

[21:18] <SailorCandy> gross misconduct!

[20:48] <Darkwing> and everyone knows what i do to bitches

[20:48] <Venus-Sama> Darkwing you naughty boy ^_^

[20:49] <Darkwing> ho ho ho

[20:49] <Darkwing> venus: don't talk with your mouth full:P

[20:49] <X2-4096> Umm

[20:49] <Venus-Sama> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

[20:49] <Venus-Sama> good one

[10:45] * DocTomoe jumps outta window, into the car, drives off like hell to the airport, takes a plane to UK, waits for s econd, jumps outta plane, rushes up to Candy's house, knocks on the door, waits her to open and asks her for marriage

[10:45] <SailorCandy> one sec, there's someone at the door...

"Tuxedo-Masked" - The Origonal Lamer Files! :)
* Tuxedo-Masked thinks Tuxedo-Masked is the KING OF THE LAMERS!!

* Tuxedo-Masked crowns Tuxedo-Masked \ \^^/ / !!!

*** Tuxedo-Masked (hunterj@ryan00.isn.net) has joined #sailors

<Tuxedo-Masked> howdy

<SailorCandy> hi

<Tuxedo-Masked> Are you sweet tasting?

*** Tuxedo-Masked is now known as Guywithnotesticles

<Guywithnotesticles> Hi.

<Candy-C> no need for you to change nick to inform us of that fact

<SilverTiger> TM> So in other words, your a woman, right? =O.o=

<Candy-C> o.O

<sailortapeworm> back

<SilverTiger> Im seriosly scared now,...

<SilverTiger> wb S tapeworm

<sailortapeworm> y?

<Candy-C> eww... we have converted him or something

<sailortapeworm> r u scared

<sailortapeworm> ?

<SilverTiger> LOL!

<Candy-C> check user list tapeworm

<sailortapeworm> ewwwwwwwww

<Candy-C> don't act too suprised,

* SilverTiger stiffles laughter*

* Tuxedo-Masked thinks Tuxedo-Masked is the biggest asshole he has ever SeEn!!

<Tuxedo-Masked> My boyfriend walked in on me and his best

<Tuxedo-Masked> friend. I was so scared, but to my surprise

<Tuxedo-Masked> he actually liked watching us. do you like to watch?

*** Tuxedo-Masked sets mode: +b *!*@julia10.isn.net

*** Tuxedo-Masked has quit IRC (Quit: There be a duck pecking at my ankle. ;)

<CrAzYpErFeCtDeViL> that's gotta be the worst quit message ever....

* Tuxedo-Masked grabs a snotty tissue and rubs it all over Tuxedo-Masked

<Tuxedo-Masked> Tuxedo-Masked you there?

<Tuxedo-Masked> Are you still alive Tuxedo-Masked ?

<Tuxedo-Masked> are you ignoring me Tuxedo-Masked ?

<Tuxedo-Masked> You must be lagging Tuxedo-Masked HELLOOOO!!

<Tuxedo-Masked> WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW!

* Tuxedo-Masked thinks that Tuxedo-Masked is wat to horney to be in #sailors !! Tuxedo-Masked hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitals !!

<Tuxedo-Masked> you better do something about that lagg Tuxedo-Masked

<Tuxedo-Masked> HELLO!! ARGH!

* Tuxedo-Masked Notices that Tuxedo-Masked Keeps Begging for ops

* Tuxedo-Masked being the nice guy he is decides to op Tuxedo-Masked

* Tuxedo-Masked sudenly remembered that in #sailors we don't op ASSHOLES!!!

<Tuxedo-Masked> whats wrong with There be a duck pecking at my ankle.

<Tuxedo-Masked> i got kicked out of a lesbian channel

* Tuxedo-Masked pushes FE{Sleepin} against the wall and humps her hard *UnF* *UnF* *UnF*

<Tuxedo-Masked> argh not again

<SailorCandy> don't deny it ;)

*** Sonofabitchnobodylikes (tuxmasked@julia10.isn.net) has joined #sailors

<H_LunaP> [Sonofabitchnobodylikes] Look, it is the weird guy in a tuxedo! All Hail the well dressed guy!

<H_LunaP> Look! It's one of our trusted ops, Sonofabitchnobodylikes!

<Tuxedo-Masked> u see me now?

<Tuxedo-Masked> am i still invisable?

<Tuxedo-Masked[SEMI-DISGRUNTLED]> i have a pet tribble

<Tuxedo-Masked[SEMI-DISGRUNTLED]> now i have 2

<Tuxedo-Masked> mmm.. candy...

<Tuxedo-Masked> ya just want to lick :-)

<Tuxedo-Masked> #lesbians unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!)
<Tuxedo-Masked> I LIKE SCOTCH TAPE

<Serena_McFly> like macguyver tux?

<Tuxedo-Masked> ???

<SailorCandy> what does this tux[haruka] mean anyway?

<Tux[Haruka]> im a lesbian.

<Tux[Haruka]> come here honey

*** Tuxedo-Masked was kicked by Tuxedo-Masked (Tuxedo-Masked)

*** Quits: Tuxedo-Masked (Quit: User has been disconnected (KLINE by DocTomoe): .)

<SailorCandy> lol!

*** Joins: Tuxedo-Masked (tuxmasked@bru07.isn.net)

<MrX4096> :-(

<SailorCandy> :(

<FE{Schoolin}> :( :p

<FE{Schoolin}> ?

<Tuxedo-Masked> ??

<SailorCandy> methinks tux tries to get in the lamers

<Tuxedo-Masked> blah

<FE{Schoolin}> lol

<Tuxedo-Masked> ???

*** SailorCandy is now known as Candy

<Tuxedo-Masked> of course i doo :|

* Tuxedo-Masked boots candy's ass

*** Tuxedo-Masked sets mode: +b *!*@host62-172-95-143.btinternet.com

*** Candy-C sets mode: -bo+b *!*@host62-172-95-143.btinternet.com Tuxedo-Masked *!*tuxmasked@*.isn.net

*** Tuxedo-Masked was kicked by Candy-C (Do not ban me! <*!*@host62-172-95-143.btinternet.com>)

[22:31] <TheMaskedMan> I'm going to have an abortion

[22:35] <TheMaskedMan> I think SailorCandy

[22:35] <TheMaskedMan> is pregnant too

[22:35] <TheMaskedMan> DocTomoe is the father.. lol

[22:35] <TheMaskedMan> *Note for log* Hehehehhe Lolololololololol

[22:12] <TheMaskedMan> I fell on some ice and broke my left testicle

[22:13] <SuperVenus> owie!

[22:13] <TheMaskedMan> yes. owie

[22:14] <MJT-AWAY> dang

[22:14] * MJT-AWAY feels sorry for tmm

[22:14] <MJT-AWAY> musta hurt?

[22:14] <TheMaskedMan> it did.

[22:15] <TheMaskedMan> the good news to the rest of humanity. i will still be able to have children

[22:15] <TheMaskedMan> look out girls here i come

[14:49] <TheMaskedMan> win2k sucks

[14:49] <TheMaskedMan> win95 is the wave of the future!!