Add one to the list * Who is Brian Jones?
A whole lot of suggestions by Cynthia (thank you)
You have pix of Brian topless on your wall
You spend hundreds of dollars collecting old Rolling Stones Monthlies cos they have photos of Brian and editorials by Brian
You think the Monty Python film ‘Life of Brian’ is about Brian Jones
You purchase only the Stones fanzines that feature Brian
You refuse to purchase the Stones fanzine, Beggar’s Banquet cos it omits Brian in EVERY possible way
When you go to the Hard Rock café in New York, you want to sit next to THE Vox white teardrop guitar (or in VERY close proximity) (a true story!)
(You immediatley decide to move to New York when you learn that Brians Vox teardrop guitar is there. - Lydia)
You have recurring romantic fantasies of going back in time to the 1960s to meet Brian and take him home with you to your own time
You take a fancy to other blonde members of 60s rock bands (i.e, the Byrds, the Yardbirds) cos they ALL resemble Brian Jones
You speculate what Brian would have looked like with grey hair
You speculate how Brian’s music would have evolved if not for his death and lack encouragement on the part of Stones’ management of the time (as well as Mick and Keith)
You hate Winnie the Pooh cos Brian died at the house once belonging to A.A. Milne
You still read Winnie the Pooh books just cos Brian once lived at the house once belonging to A.A. Milne
You STILL think Brian is sexy
You still think Brian was solely responsible for the Stones as an entity and for its success in the early days
You still have endless unsent fan letters addressed to Brian Jones
You wake up at 4AM just to post suggestions to "You know you're a Brian Jones fan when:" list
You wash your hair 3 times a day. - Jenn Love
You think that "Walking the Dog" has the best backing vocals of any Stones song. - John
You claim that Brian taught Ravi Shankar everything he knows. - John
You want to move to cheltenham and live in Brian's childhood home and sleep in his old room. - Sandra Sunshine
You truly believe the spirit of Brian Jones hangs out at your house all the time! - Pamela Lewis
You were born in Cheltenham, have blond hair, can jive better then Mick but live in Australia and travel to Cotchford farm not because of A.A.Milne but because Brian used to live there and then you visit his grave in Cheltenham to place a dazzer on the old duck's grave and think Why....?!!! - Alex Harrison
You carry a babydoll with you everywhere becuz you swear it looks just like Brian! - Christine
You collect "Winnie the Pooh" for the obvious reasons - Reverend Paulo
You become livid with rage whenever you read that many famous rock artists died at the age of 27, such as: Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, and Jimi Hendrix; and they always leave out Brian. - Jenny Donner
You hate it when the date of July 3rd in rock history is listed as the date when a handsome, sexual god died in water, and it's Jim Morrison - Jenny Donner
You are sane - Graham
You think that it's just normal to have a shrine dedicated to Brian and worship it every morning... doesn't everyone? - Thought
You start folding your hands the opposite way because you noticed on the cover of "Their Satanic Majesties" that the way Brian folds his hand is the opposite of the way you do. - Thought
You have spent a whole month, travelling from Sweden to England just to go to Cheltenham and then write an article about the event that is published all over Scandinavia in 8000 copies..and you dont get any payment for it at all.. that´s adorement, folks!!! - Per Agne Eklund
Every time you see Mick you wonder how far art school would have taken him without Brian Jones. - Ray
You dye your hair the exact shade of blonde as Brian's because you read that he is attracted to women who resemble himself - Bethany
You get a computer and the first thing you do is look up all the Brian Jones sites. - Lyric
You're sure Brian was met by Robert Johnson at the entrance to CLUB 27. - Mick
When the mere sight of a large lipped protruding toungued logo sends you into fits of uncontrollable rage. - Stephan
You're certain that anything that ever sound cool by the Rolling Stones Brian Jones was responsible for it. - Ben
You spent the time to actually READ this whole list just because you can relate to all of it!!! - Woman
You never marry because you can't find anyone who's enough like Brian. - Kathleen
What ? I AM Brian Jones ! I really didn't die ! I just faked it, so I could live in anonymity. Well, I guess I am bit of of a fan of myself, too.... - Brian Jones
You think chad, the guitarist in mansun actually *is* Brian..... - Abbi
You run out and pay 35 dollars for a new Stones book because it has just one picture of Brian that you dont have in your 50 other Stones books - Mike
You consider Brian a deity, and 22,842 is your lucky number. - Dylan M. Jones
Brian appears to you in your dreams. - Sonja
The password for your voice mail has to do with a totally obscure piece of BJ trivia. - Julio
You make a license plate frame that reads, "THE ONE REMAINS . . . BRIAN JONES" - Daphna
You name one of your children Brian so you can say the name everyday. - Christine
You date your music tastes b.b. and a.b...before brian; after brian. you also wish you could find those sharp tan leather shoes he wore.......... - Spike
The first thing you do when someone asks you when's your birthday is to remind them you share yours with Brian (this is true!). - Amber H
Your sisters mate dreams that you're buying cravats for him, saying "he will be so happy about that!" - Anna Asisa
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