
Drop a collection of Encyclopedias on it.

Invent another weather controlling device.

Give broccoli Mad Broccoli disease.

Stab broccoli to death with a carrot.

Jam it into the VCR

Get an Elephant to stomp on it 32 times...no more, no less

Smash it with a hammer

Flush broccoli down the toilet

Warp a phone cord around it and choke it

Stick it in jello pudding

Feed it rat poison

Put Broccoli in Ziplock bag

Chainsaw the broccoli