Ways to kill Broccoli

Drop a collection of Encyclopedias on it.
Invent another weather controlling device.
Give broccoli Mad Broccoli disease.
Stab broccoli to death with a carrot.
Jam it into the VCR
Get an Elephant to stomp on it 32 times...no more, no less
Smash it with a hammer
Flush broccoli down the toilet
Warp a phone cord around it and choke it
Stick it in jello pudding
Feed it rat poison
Put Broccoli in Ziplock bag
Chainsaw the broccoli