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Waking
- Hit snooze button.
- Hit snooze button.
- Hit snooze button.
- Hit snooze button.
- Hit snooze button.
- Moan and hit snooze button.
- Hit snooze button.
- Stare at clock with wide eyes and think, "How did it get so late already?"
- Wander into bathroom to pee.
- Shower (if necessary).
- Put in contacts.
- Return to bedroom and dig clothing out of the pile on the floor.
- Put on necklace.
- Slip on leopard slippers (Christmas present from Dave).
- Flip on TV.
- Feed Jaws.
- Grab a Diet Coke.
- Brush hair while watching TV.
Bed Time
- Lock door.
- Feed Jaws.
- Plod upstairs.
- Remove clothing and sort for wearability. Jeans can be worn more than once. So can bras.
- Remove necklace.
- Walk into bathroom and stare at myself in the mirror for a while.
- Examine emerging acne.
- Remove contacts.
- Use the toilet.
- Shower (if necessary.)
- Brush teeth.
- Feed Aurora.
- Set alarm.
- Turn on fan in bedroom for white noise.
- Crawl into bed.
- Turn off light.
- Cuddle up to my stuffed snow leopard.
Showering
To be completed when necessary. Generally once a day.
- Find a towel that might be sort of clean.
- Ditch slippers in bedroom.
- Hand undies on towel rack in bathroom.
- Place towel on toilet lid.
- Step into shower and close curtain.
- Turn on water and adjust temperature. (Coolish during summer, hot and steamy during winter.)
- Turn on showerhead and shudder as sudden blast of cold water hits me.
- Adjust nozzle spray.
- Wet hair completely. (Top of head, sides of head, rest of hair.)
- Get some shampoo and lather hair.
- Wipe shampoo out of eyes.
- Lather up bar soap.
- Apply soap to underarms, chest, under breasts. Then apply to face and neck.
- Rinse face.
- Rinse hair. (Top of head, sides of head, rest of hair. Repeat rinse.)
- Shave underarms.
- Rinse underarms, chest, and under breasts.
- Repeat shampoo if necessary.
- Lather more soap.
- Apply soap to nether regions.
- Rinse nether regions using "scoop" method.
- In summer:Shave legs. Perform a final rinse of hair in cool water.
- In winter: Luxuriate in hot steam for several long minutes.
- Turn off water.
- Open shower curtain.
- Wring water out of hair.
- Wring water out of hair again.
- Step out of bathtub one foot at a time, shaking water from foot.
- "Accidently" shake some water onto Jaws.
- Towel dry face.
- Scrub hair with towel.
- Superficially dry rest of body.
- Wrap towel around hair in a turban.
- Exit bathroom, complaining to Jaws about kitty litter now stuck on the bottom of my feet.
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Looking Up
On the night of the 20th, in North America, look for a full lunar eclipse. Totality will begin around 11pm
for those on EST, and around 8pm PST. Lunar eclipses occur when the Moon passes directly behind the Earth and
is blocked from the Sun.
During totality the Earth's shadow will cover the moon, and it will appear deep red. Definitly a no-miss
occurance, although the weather here is supposed to be cloudy. frown
Note to a Reader
Attention Windmistress! My mail server cannot connect to yours for some reason. I haven't
forgotten you - I'll keep trying.
Go Somewhere
I've been nosing through
Budget Chef
looking for things I can do with my crock pot.
I've found several recipes that seem promising.
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